The difference between bees and wasps.

• Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
• Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

• *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
• *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
• *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
• *A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
• *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
• *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer